A bit of a change

Where the hell have you been?, you might ask. Well, to tell the truth, I have been to China and back. I was one busy little sucker the past few months but all of that is behind me now. It is now my goal to return to the blogging that I once loved. Below you will find a list of reasons, although not complete, for my absence:

Twitter. Twitter is my thing. I really, really enjoy it for 2 reasons; 1.) It's where I get my news. All of the interesting news stories are twatted to twitter so I know what is going on when it happens. 2.) It's not facebook. I can see what other people are doing without being invited to join Farmville or Fuckville or whatever the hell is going on. Truth be told, I only log into Facebook to play Family Feud. I'm adicted to that shit; thanks Sarah! In short, I spend my time twatting what I am doing on Twitter and don't have to sit down and tell you what's going on, b/c you already know via Twitter. And for you facebook people, my twitter automatically posts to facebook.

School. I finally graduated from that damn school. I started ASU almost 11 years ago and it took me 6 fuckin years to get my degree. And the shitty part is that I'm going back this fall. Yay!!! I'm a fruitcake. Call Art because I do need a reservation at the nuthouse.

China. I toured all over that damn country for 10 days. Let me tell you, 10 days is a long vacation anywhere but for China it's an eternity. I'll tell you all about my little trip to the Orient over the next several blogs. There's so much to talk about that I decided that I would tell one interesting thing per day. Today, we are going to discuss the toilets. All of the cities that we visited were very westernized. For the most part, there was a choice of western toilet (ours) and eastern toilet (theirs). I found several things odd about their toilets. The first was that they preferred to use their toilet over ours. The damn things are squatters. Here's a pic:

The second odd thing was that the damn thing was made of porcelain and had a tank. Why not just make western toilets? It's the same thing without a pedestal to sit the bowl on. Everywhere we went, the squatters were nasty. If you are a lady, I feel for you if you have to go in China and there isn't a western toilet.

That's all for now. I'm hot as hell in my office and hungry too. Talk to y'all later!